I should clarify that this conversation happened in 2019 and that my client works on websites.
Client: I understand you did some Spanish translations for us, that’s awesome! I didn’t know you were fluent in Spanish.
Me: I hardly know any Spanish, I used Google Translate to do a quick mockup.
Client: What’s that?
Me: It’s the translation site Google runs.
Client: Where can I find it?
Me: On Google.
Client: What’s Google?
Me: It’s… Google. Google.com. The search engine.
Client: Oh wow! What a great site this is! How much does Google cost to use?