Client: Well, how big is your computer?
Me: My, uh… How big?
Client: Yeah. How big? Is it big enough to handle a big sign?
Me: Well it’s a newer MacBook Pro so, like I said, I shouldn’t have any trouble.
Client: No, like how many inches?
Me: Um, well… It has a 17-inch screen.
Client: Well that won’t work. We need something that’s thirty or forty inches wide.
Client: It’s a big sign.
A sign of things to come from the Clients From Hell archives.