A client wanted me to put together a PowerPoint
good. But can you make the picture show [insert
complex photo manipulation instructions].
Me: Ok, I’ll have
to use Photoshop for that.
Client: No. Why
would you need to do that? Aren’t you a designer?
Me: Yes, but to do what you’re asking I will need
to use Photoshop. Is there some problem with that?
Client: This is
ridiculous. I hired you to do the work, not some photo shop.
Me: Oh. I see.