Client: Can you make the “6:00PM” the same color as “cover charge” on the invitation?
Me: They’re already the same color, actually!
Client: can you make them look MORE similar?
Me: Well, no… because they are already the most similar they can be. They’re the same.
Client: You’re being too literal. I just want the color to read the same.
Me: They. Are. The. Same.