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April 17, 2014

[Book] Clients From Hell 2 is now FREE FOR FANS!

You know who I love? You.

Well, not ‘you’ specifically. You the community. The community’s been great! But I see you as my purely platonic friend. Anyways!

You know what you do for the ones you love? If you answered “build a relationship based on trust and mutual interests,” you are wrong and you will die alone. No, you give them free stuff!

In all seriousness, freelancing isn’t easy. We have thousands of stories to support that. Besides being a collection of our best anecdotes, Clients From Hell 2 features a lot of content you won’t see on the site, in addition to a lot of practical advice for freelancing. And that’s why our latest book is now free, forever. Just sign up for our newsletter and expect a code for your free copy of the e-book.

As an added bonus (and in response to reader requests), I have converted Clients From Hell 2 into every e-reader format I could find.

If that’s not love, I don’t know what is. 

Sign up and we’ll send you our latest book for FREE.

November 04, 2013

On a very special episode of Clients From Hell, our heroes synergize brand architecture via e-business initiatives aimed at helping them understand what the hell any of this means

We’d like to extend a massive thank you to the guys from Site5 who have sponsored all our upcoming videos. Site5 are also offering a coupon for 6 months of free web hosting and migration of your site, so be sure to sign-up below!

October 07, 2013

Surfin’ Fun: On a very special episode of Clients From Hell, the client-code is finally cracked. The result is… look, just watch the video. It’s way more dynamic than this text.

We’d like to extend a massive thank you to the guys from Site5 who have sponsored all our upcoming videos. Site5 are also offering a coupon for 6 months of free web hosting and migration of your site, so be sure to sign-up below!

April 26, 2012

Join the Launch of The World’s Longest Invoice

Editor’s note: I love contributor’s anecdotes about their humorous client interactions. Judging from our growing list of followers, you do to. But I don’t enjoy hearing about all the unpaid bills, shady practices, and downright immoral behaviour most of our readership has to deal with to make a living. Let’s make my job a little harder and fix that. 

We need your help.

Over three-quarters of freelancers will be stiffed by a deadbeat client at some point in their career. Time and money are wasted chasing bounced checks or costly legal action. Most have to walk away at the expense of not only their pocketbook, but their pride. There is little legal protection in place to protect freelancers from this reality.

Clients From Hell is joining the Freelancers Union and freelancers throughout the country to launch the World’s Longest Invoice on April 26 to raise awareness about this critical issue.

The World’s Longest Invoice will jumpstart a critically important nationwide conversation about how much it sucks to not get paid for your work – and how it can be avoided. As freelancers add to the invoice, we’ll see how prevalent nonpayment is, and just how destructive it can be to freelancers’ bottom lines.

In May, the World’s Longest Invoice will be delivered to lawmakers in Albany to urge them to pass the Freelancer Payment Protection act in New York. This model legislation gives freelancers the same protection the Department of Labor provides “traditional” employees and allows them to file wage claims for owed money. We are so close to making this ideal a law. Be a part of the historic precedent and help replicate its success across the country.

Clients From Hell will feature an extra post for the next eight days in a show of support.

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February 08, 2012

The incredibly talented Tumblr theme shop, Pixel Union, has done an interview with us for their new web series, Tumblin’. Check it out!