Client: I need an aerial photo of the city for an ad.
Me: All right, that will be [quotes price].
Client: That's double what I can get it for on a stock website, I was going to do you a favor and pay you [half of what he said the website wanted].
Me: So you're telling me you want to pay me HALF of what a stock website wants and you're calling it a favor?
Client: Now you're just trying to make me sound like a jerk.
Me: I just repeated what you said back to you.
Client: Fine, I'll just download something off of google for free.
I'm waiting for the ad to be published so I can reverse-image search it. You know, so I can screengrab it and do someone a real favor.