Client: We really loved the work you did in our babies nursery.

Me: Thank you. 

Client: But…

Me: …

Client: We’re moving and would like a refund since the mural will no longer be in “our” nursery.

Me: What?

Client then proceeds to state their case. This continues for some time.

Client: Then if you won’t refund the money can you at least re-create the artwork on the new wall? Free of charge of course?