Elmo was the Charlie Manson of Sesame Street

I change the color on a client’s website each month. Surprisingly, we had yet to use red this year. 

Client: You can’t use that much red… you’ll hurt someone.

Me: Wait, what? Why?

Client: The color red makes people angry. It’s science. This is too much, someone might kill themselves - or worse, someone else. 

Me: I-I think that’s very context based and…

Client: Look, when you have to worry about lawsuits, you’ll think about this stuff.