Client: Well… we just want the logo to be less corn-related. Can you just make it less corn-like? 

Me: I’m sorry? I was under the impression was that this was exactly what you were looking for.

Client: No, no, it is. It is! But we discussed it and we think people would probably be bored by the whole corn part. So let’s make it less corn-related.

Me: I must not be understanding. The product you’re trying to sell is still corn, right?

Client: Yes. But try not to draw to much attention to that.