Client: “This fax machine isn’t working properly.”

Me: “How so?”

Client: “Every time I put the paper in the one side and press ‘Send’ it comes right out the other side.”

Me: “How do you mean?”

Client: “Well, it’s not sending.”

Me: “Well, it doesn’t actually send the physical page, just a digital representation of it, like a picture.”

Client: “Isn’t that why it comes out all curled up?”

Me: “It’s magic.”