Haha, but seriously, I fear for my life
A client signed a contract with us immediately after entering out office for the first time.
Client: (In a heavy Brooklyn accent) ”So I can expect to see this site done by the end of the week?”
Mind you, it’s Wednesday.
Me: ”Sir, you haven’t even given us any content or information yet, it’s going to take a little longer than 3 days.”
Client: ”Oh, cause if it’s not done by Friday, I’ll kill ya!”
Silence
Client: ”No but seriously…I’ll kill ya”
