Our exchange in March:

Client: ”I want you to make me an animated cartoon of a mermaid in a toilet, but I want you to put our live-action actor’s face on the mermaid.”

Me: “You know, I’m a Flash animator, and it really sounds like what you want is a 3D animation. I know some people -“ 

Client: ”No, no, that’s way outside my budget.”

So I spent five weeks working exclusively on the designs and animation for this guy’s film, all the while receiving positive feedback and constructive criticism, and in the beginning of April, I proudly turn in the final product.

Our exchange in May: 

Me: ”Hey, I’ve been trying to contact you for the last six weeks to collect the payment for the work I did a couple month ago.”

Client: ”Yeah, about that… Turns out your stuff was a little too “cartoony” for us. We got someone else to do it so that it looked “real.” You know, like Lord of the Rings.”

Me: ”You mean… in 3D.”

Client: ”Yeah, that’s right! So, I’m glad you understand why we can’t pay you, since we used that money to pay this company that did a much better job.”

Me: ”Hey, you can’t just -“

*click*