Client: ”I would like to commission you to draw a cover for my bands first album, and it goes on sale in September.”

Me: ”Congratulations, so what would you like for the cover?”

Client: “Something midevily, like a dragon and a woman wizard fighting, but in the night sky, and there like fighting a dwarf in a mech suit, like a Gundam. And make the moon in the sky on fire. That would be cool.”

Me: ”That seems like it would be an eye sore to me…”

Client: ”No, this idea would reflect our music perfectly, we agreed, and it’ll deffinitely get people to buy our stuff.”

Me: ”So what kind of music do you guys do?”

Client: ”Country.”