Client: “I need these post cards designed and printed in time for the Super Bowl.”

Me: “The Super Bowl is in two days.”

Client: “I know.”

Me: “My printer will take up to 8 days.”

Client: “I have someone local who can do it in two hours.”

Me: “Great, here are your source files.”

[Two Weeks Later]

Client: “Why haven’t my cards arrived yet?”

Me: “You told me you were printing the cards locally?”

Client: “Why would you think that?”

Me: [Facepalm]