Client: Listen you f***ers - our website is all fuzzy. I don’t know what you’ve done but it is totally f***ing fuzzy.
Me: I think you might have problems with your internet connection. What you’re seeing is some of the images progressively downloading and -
Client: Don’t give me any of that nerdy numpty nancy boy mumbo jumbo. All the pictures look like shit. If you don’t believe me go on the site and you’ll f***ing see.
Me: No, you’re confused - you see, if the images…
Client: Listen f***er, I’ve got better things to do than…
A long, long pause follows.
Client: …Oh wait, you’ve fixed it.