Client: Listen you f***ers - our website is all fuzzy. I don’t know what you’ve done but it is totally f***ing fuzzy.

Me: I think you might have problems with your internet connection. What you’re seeing is some of the images progressively downloading and -

Client: Don’t give me any of that nerdy numpty nancy boy mumbo jumbo. All the pictures look like shit. If you don’t believe me go on the site and you’ll f***ing see.

Me: No, you’re confused - you see, if the images…

Client: Listen f***er, I’ve got better things to do than…

A long, long pause follows.

Client: …Oh wait, you’ve fixed it.