Me: “I just don’t think ‘The Weed Fanatics” is a good name for the business.”

Client: “What do you mean? It’s to-the-point. And it makes us sound like we’re really intense about gardening and weed removal.”

Me: “I just think some people might…”

Client: “What?”

Me: “Some people might think you’re talking about Marijuana.” 

Client: “Only the potheads. Every good citizen knows that when I say I’m crazy about weeds, I mean business.”