[After handing a client an invoice for a rather large re-brand job]
Client: “The problem with this is that you’re one of those freeloaders, aren’t you?”
Me: “Freeloaders? Do you mean freelancer?”
Client: “No. You’re a freeloader. You went through university to learn all this artsy-fartsy stuff on my hard-earned taxes so we can call this work a repayment.”
