Client: “I need you all to quit watching me through my modem!”

Me: “What?”

Client: “Don’t think I don’t see that little light on the modem every time it’s turned on. It looks JUST like the light at the top of my video camera.”

Me: “I’m still not quite understanding this. What are you implying exactly?”

Client: “Be honest. Are you recording what I’m doing? I want you to turn it off.”

Me: “Does the light say ‘POWER’?”

Client: “Yes.”

Me: “That’s the power light for your modem.”

Client: “oh.”