The savage client hypocrisy

A customer wanted us to stay open an extra hour so he could pick up his business cards. I offered to ship them to his office overnight, but he refused.

Client: You know, it’s inconsiderate to be closed at 5pm. Some people just can’t fit that around their schedules… (his speech was inaudible due to some loud, bassy noises)

Me: I’m sorry, you’re not coming in clearly. Where are you?

Client: I’m at the theatre. The movie doesn’t even end until 5:30pm. Case in point!

Me: Indeed.