Meet one of the clients from the town in Footloose

I make a living as a musician, but I supplement my (inconsistent) freelancing by working on-call at a place that offers group piano and pre-piano lessons, primarily with children around Kindergarten age.

The mother of one of the kids in my class pulled aside my boss within earshot of me.

Client: I don’t like the new teacher. He’s just too tall to be dealing with kids.  

She leaned in closer.

Client: And his hair is too long.