This story takes place in what would be “week 50” of the year.

Client: (in an email with the subject line: xxxxx Week 51 52) Why the hell aren’t we getting any impressions on our counter? I can’t even see the ad!

Me: Because the ad campaign starts next week.

Client: How unprofessional on your part.

Oddly, I thought it unprofessional to ask HOW it was unprofessional on my part.