I told my client I would be at my step-mother’s funeral for the day and would be completely unreachable by any form of communication until tomorrow.
Client: (email) I really need your help! I can’t open the file you sent me.
Client: (text) Did you get my email? I need you to resend me that file NOW.
Client: (voicemail) You are being completely unprofessional and ridiculous! I can’t believe you are ignoring my frantic pleas for help!! You can bet your sorry ass that I’ll remember how unhelpful and unprofessional you are being.
Client: (text) AMBER! (not my name) CALL ME NOW!!