NSFW work opportunity

I was finishing up an update session with a client regarding his next-to-finished website. In this client’s (very mild) defence, I do regular work in photography and Photoshop.

Client: But while I have you here, any interest in hearing about a sort of side project?

Me: Of course. 

He then precedes to take out his cell phone and show me some self-taken photos of…

Cilent: Obviously it’s a risqué project, but is there any way you can make my penis look bigger here? 

Editor’s Note: I’ll be very impressed with the bravery of anyone who clicks that link.