Me: Hey, I need pictures of the exec for the project.

Client: Just google him, there are a bunch of pictures out there.

Me: Web photos are not usually high enough resolution to use in a print document.

Client: But they are .jpgs.

Me: That doesn’t matter, they need to be high resolution.

Client: Some of them look like official photos.

Me: That doesn’t matter either, they need to be high resolution.

Client: I’ll ask around and see what I can do. 

A couple of days later…

Client: I asked around, but nobody knows what a higher revolution pictures is. Here are some hi-res pics - will they work?