A client called me on a national holiday…

Client: I need you to send the ad we’re working on to the newspaper right now so they can run it Tuesday.

Me: I didn’t think we were finished with the ad. Besides, it’s a holiday and I’m not at the office.

Client: What’s wrong with you? You should take your work home in case I need something.

Me: I emailed you the latest draft before I left the office last. 

Client: I don’t have access to my email right now, I’m on vacation.