After finishing a document for a newspaper ad of an alkaline water brand we’re working on, I asked the client which newspaper should I send the files to. This was his response: 

Client: What? The f*** if I know. Just send it already, we’re running late. 

Me: I need to know where I’m have to send this. I don’t know which newspaper you hired to advertise your product. 

Client: I told you already! Don’t start with this crap now, just send the same email to every damn newspaper in town, the one we hired will know.

He then took off, telling us to go get some drinks with him at a rave party on the weekend.