Client: Can we change that thing on the new page?
Me: Which new page - we added about 30 in the last couple of days. What thing are you talking about?
Client: The thing we were talking about the other day on the quote tool section.
Me: Are you sure it was me and not Mr. X?
Client: No it was you, we chatted after the conference call.
Me: Not me, I wasn’t on the call.
Client: It was definitely you. Anyway I want you to change the functionality of the forms so that they do XYZ.
Me: Is this a development task?
Client: Yeah.
Me: I’m the designer.
Client: Ahhh… perhaps it wasn’t you. Wait, are you Mr. X?
Me: Nope, I am Mr. Y, the designer.
Client: So who was I speaking to the other day?
Me: I don’t know - maybe Mr. X?!
Client: Oh, ok. So, can you do the changes?
Me: No! I am not the developer… I am the designer!
