Me: Can you send the document again? 

Client: I already sent it to you, didn’t you get it? I’m very busy right now. 

Me: We received it, but we’ll need a new scan. The pages were fed into the scanner upside down. Can you flip them over and scan them again? 

Client: I don’t understand.

Me: You have to place the pages on the scanner so that the text is facing the electronic reader. Otherwise it scans the back of the page, which is blank.

Client: Maybe your computer is broken and that’s why they just look blank.

Me: I considered that, but saw one of the pages was dog-eared. A little triangle of upside-down text shows up in the corner of the otherwise blank page.

Client: What? I don’t get it. 

Me: I just need you to scan the document with the text facing the -

Client: Look, I’ll just fax it to you.