He just loves it

Me: “So, can you show me some websites that you like?”

Client: “Sure, check this one out.” [cranks up speakers]

Website: “Welcome to Moe’s!” [Blaring and on repeat]

Client: [clicks around on site to make the noise happen more often]

Me: “[trying to salvage the situation after about 5 minutes of waiting for the client to speak] So what do you actually like about the site?”

Client: “I just love it.”