Client’s Secretary: “Look, you seem to have a lot of talent, but I don’t think that we can use you because my boss clearly stated that we need someone who knows Adobo photoshop.”

Me: “I think you mean Adobe Photoshop…”

Client’s Secretary:  ”No, there’s no such thing, and if there is, it’s really not the same software we’re using because I need .psd files that I can edit in my Adobo InDesign program.”

Me: “Well, I can promise that the kind of photoshop that I am using can produce .psd files that can be read by any Adobo product.”