Client: I need amendments on the website.

Me: Ok. What changes would you like to do?

Client: The size of the header. Can you make it 4 inches tall and 6 inches wide?

Me: I am sorry, a website measurement should be in pixels. If you are measuring it by inches, it may look different in my monitor screen resolution compare to yours.

Client: Can’t you just get a f***king ruler and measure the inches on your monitor? That is what I am doing now! I can do it, why can’t you? And you call yourself a web designer!?