Completely Absurd

Client [talking about a fancy image border]: “I really don’t like it. We have a lot of work to do on this one. This looks too much like tagliatelle. It’s really really wrong. I want it to be more like spagetti. It is very important.”

Me: “Alright, we’ll give it another try.”

[After a small round of feedback with really minor almost unnoticeable revisions]

Client [crying over the phone]: “No. No. First you show me a whipped cream cake and now you want me to agree with this pumpkin pie? I don’t want pumpkin pie. I want cake! I want it back the way it was, but please pay attention this time: spa-ghe-tti.”