Client: We’re really happy with both logos.
Me: That’s great. Which one are you going to go with?
Client: Both!
Me: You can’t have two logos for the same company. That’s confusing.
Client: Our committee is split, so we’ve decided that we’d just use them both.
Me: Have you ever seen a company with two logos?
Client: We’ll be the first. It’s good to be different.
Me: …
