Client: I’d like a business card designed

We discuss ideas, layouts, and then finally come to colour. The client suggests a pair of colours. I pull out a swatch book and point out a few reds

Me: Something like this?

Client: Don’t be stupid, that’s nowhere near nice enough. 

Me: Maybe more like - 

She then claims I must be mentally disabled and storms out of the office, shouting that I’m ripping her off.

I never got the chance to quote her.