Me: Does your website need to be usable on a mobile platform?

Client: No, my client base doesn’t use cell phones to buy things online.

After the site launches…

Client: Why is the formatting all strange on my iPhone?

Me: Because you said not to make a mobile version.

Client: Oh, right. Still, don’t you think it’s strange that it looks this way on my iPhone?

Me: Well, no. You specifically told me you didn’t want to pay for a mobile version.

Client: Still. What if our customers want to use their cell phones to buy something?