Me: Does your website need to be usable on a mobile platform?
Client: No, my client base doesn’t use cell phones to buy things online.
After the site launches…
Client: Why is the formatting all strange on my iPhone?
Me: Because you said not to make a mobile version.
Client: Oh, right. Still, don’t you think it’s strange that it looks this way on my iPhone?
Me: Well, no. You specifically told me you didn’t want to pay for a mobile version.
Client: Still. What if our customers want to use their cell phones to buy something?