On the phone with a client:

Me: Can you tell me the password?

Client: Oh, shoot. I forgot. Hold on…

I hear typing. 

Client: Got it?

Me: Uh, no.

Client: Okay, listen.

I hear typing again.  

Client: Did you get it?

Me: I don’t hear you. Did you cut out?

Client: Just listen.

Me: I don’t understand what you are saying. Can you tell me the password?

Client: Don’t listen to what I say, listen to what I type.

Me: That doesn’t make any sense.

Client: How else would you get it?

Me: Using your voice! 

Client: That doesn’t seem very safe. Here, we’ll try again…

Eventually, the client ended up emailing me the password.