On the phone with a client:
Me: Can you tell me the password?
Client: Oh, shoot. I forgot. Hold on…
I hear typing.
Client: Got it?
Me: Uh, no.
Client: Okay, listen.
I hear typing again.
Client: Did you get it?
Me: I don’t hear you. Did you cut out?
Client: Just listen.
Me: I don’t understand what you are saying. Can you tell me the password?
Client: Don’t listen to what I say, listen to what I type.
Me: That doesn’t make any sense.
Client: How else would you get it?
Me: Using your voice!
Client: That doesn’t seem very safe. Here, we’ll try again…
Eventually, the client ended up emailing me the password.