After doing some work for a corporation, their payment was overdue and I was forced to come to their office tower downtown. After signing some paperwork in reception on the 27th floor…

Client: Bring this to our accountant on the 34th floor and they will give you your money.

Me: Got it. 

Client: Do you know where the 34th floor is? 

I point up. 

Client: That’s right. Do you you know how to get there?

Me: The elevator?

Client: I was thinking the stairs, but - 

He looks at the other person working at reception, who nods. 

Client: Yes, that will also work.