Client: The final proof looks great, but you need to make the website link active so people can click on it and go right to the website

Me: But, you’re printing this right?

Client: Yes, that’s the whole point of this! 

Me: I mean you’re printing this on paper with ink and everything, right?

Client: Yes. What are you not understanding here?

Me: How people are going to connect to the internet with paper and ink.