Client: The final proof looks great, but you need to make the website link active so people can click on it and go right to the website.
Me: But, you’re printing this right?
Client: Yes, that’s the whole point of this!
Me: I mean you’re printing this on paper with ink and everything, right?
Client: Yes. What are you not understanding here?
Me: How people are going to connect to the internet with paper and ink.