A client called my ad agency. The administrative assistant was overwhelmed with calls, so I had her transfer the excess calls to me in the back. 

Client: I need to talk to my ad person.

Me: Sure. Who’s your ad rep? 

Client: Mary.

Me: We don’t have a Mary. Was it (my name)? Or could it be Karla or Betty? 

Client: No, no, that’s not it.

Client: I’m looking at your employee page on the website. She’s that fat girl in the back, you know the great big one.

Me: Umm… Is it (I say my own name again)?

Client: Yea, yea that’s her. I need to talk to her.

Me: Well this is her. I’m the fat girl in the back.