Client: Can you send me this logo with no background?

Me: Okay.

Client: You sent me a PNG. Why?

Me: PNGs are transparent.

Client: Then what is this gray and white checkered background? I said no background.

Me: That means it is transparent. It wont show up.

Client: But I can see it. 

Me: Scout’s honor, that background will show up transparent. JPGs backgrounds can’t be transparent.

Client: Is there a way to get rid of the white background on the jpg?

Me: Yeah, but it can only to be replaced with another color.

Client: Send me a transparent JPG.

Me: But… JPGs aren’t transparent.

Client: I’m sure you can figure out a solution.

I hid the file extension and added .jpg to the file name. My client couldn’t be more pleased with his computer wizardry.