Client: I need that brochure TODAY.

Me: I’m sorry, but your deadline is two weeks from now. I have four other projects due this weekend.

Client: But I’m giving you a deadline NOW.

Me: It’s not feasible to meet it, I’m sorry. 

Client: Fine! I’m taking your paycheque to hire someone else to do it.

Me: Well that’s your right. 

Client: Do you know anyone who can? Preferably for less than you were.