I received an email from a potential client. My name is Jose. I live in California. 

Client: I am interested in one of your illustrations. I have a budget of $30 U.S.D.

Me: I am truly sorry sir, but that budget isn’t adequate for my illustration services.

Client: I don’t think you understood, thats $30 dollars American, not pesos, amigo. I need that illustration done by tomorrow, in other words…pronto. can you do it?

Me: Wow.

Client: Yeah, now you get it. That should pay for a whole month of cerveza and tacos.