After weeks of trying to get a client to return my calls/emails in order to book a project review meeting:
Me: “Ok. Let’s nail down the review meeting for Friday [two days later]. What time is good for you?”
Client: “Don’t kid me. You’re not that busy. All you guys do is sit around and doodle shit, and I have stuff to do on Friday. We’ll do it today.”
Me: “Ok. You can come by if you want, but I’ll be at another client’s. The bench outside my office can double as a bed and the coffee shop next door has wifi. See you Friday.”
Needless to say, I didn’t hear from him again.
