Working on cropping a head shot, I get an email while my boss is in my office.
Client: “We want more head and less tie.”
I read this aloud to my boss and then realized how awkward it sounded.
Boss: “I’m going to tell everyone that calls me today that you’re busy giving head.”
I sit in awe.
Boss: “You should just liquify his face so that he’s smiling a lot more… get it!?”
Still awe stricken.
Boss: “So, it’s like you gave him head, literally!”
He laughs hysterically and then leaves my office.
