Years ago, I was young, naive and unemployed. While browsing the graphic design magazines in a book store, an older man approached me.

Client: “I see you look really interested in graphic design. I’m looking to hire a graphic designer.”

Me: “Wow, really? I’m looking for a job right now!”

Client: “Let me get you some information about my company. It’s in my car.”

Me: “Okay!”

[Comes back quickly and shows binders and business cards about his cultural institution.]

Client: “Here’s what I do. If that sounds interesting, give me your phone number and we can set up a meeting.” 

Me: “Yes, I would like that!”

Client: [Calls a few days later] “Let’s meet.”

Me: “Okay. Where should we meet?”

Client: “Let’s meet this Saturday evening at [nightclub/dance club].”

Me: “Umm…that’s a dance club. How am I supposed to bring my portfolio there?”

Client:  “Don’t bring your portfolio.”