A client called having technical trouble accessing a file on his computer. 

Me: Okay, are you using Mac or PC?

Client: I’m not sure.

Me: Okay, does it say “Start” in the bottom left corner of your screen?

Client: No.

Me: Is there a circle with a flag icon there?

Client: No.

Me: Is there an apple in the top left corner of the screen?

Client: No.

Me: Do you know if you’re using Linux?

Client: No.

Me: Okay, how do you access this document you want to publish?

Client: I click “Start…”