Me: “You might want to start taking precautions with your password… Maybe guard it a little better.”

Client: “It’s fine, nobody’s figured it out.”

Me: “Ya, well, for starters, your password is on your screensaver—which is really weird. Also, you mutter it when you type it…”

Client: “So what? So I’ll stop doing that.”

Me: “Also—and this happens EVERY time—you write your password in the username box.”