Client: “So, the website is fine and all, but this ad in the side bar is disturbing. The image really draws attention away from the site’s content, in an ugly way.”

Me: “It uses Google AdSense— What’s disturbing about it?”

Client: “There’s a naked lady asking me if I’d like to be in contact with home-alone housewives in my neighborhood.”

Me: “Sir, Google uses your search behaviour to adjust ads to you.”

Client: “…That’s some sick way to work.”