Client: “I’m looking to open a Christian dating website.”
Me: “Okay… I noticed the Darwin fish on the bumper of your car—are you actually Christian?”
Client: “Oh, God no. But I figure it’ll be like shooting fish in a barrel.”
Me: “…”
Client: “Only for every fish I shoot, Jesus will make, like, 40 more of them, right. (Huge belly-laughs)”
