I was working for this jack-of-all-trades kind of client. We did everything from newspaper ads to massive events media planning and logistic. One day, he stumbled upon my animation reel.

Client: “You know, I saw your animations last night. They are pretty good.”

Me: “Thank you sir.”

Client: “I would like to do some business out of your skills.”

Me: “Sounds good, as long as I get a fair share. What were you thinking about?”

Client: “ Well, cartoons nowadays are all the same. So I spent a couple of hours thinking about a very creative cartoon show.”

He pulled out some loose sheets with obscene doodles all over them.

Client: “This is Rooster Cock. The main character. I named him because he is a rooster and he has a big cock… And this is Vanilla Vagina, a female pig with blonde hair. Now I need you to make a 40 minute episode with these characters.”

I left that job that very day.